My new Husband

A recent conversation that shows how being in Thailand has changed Matt:

Me: "Hey honey, what did you do for lunch?"
Matt: "I ate in the cafeteria."
Me: "Really?!" ****With lots of surprise. (On previous encounters with cafeteria food, we had sightings of hairs in the food, giant spiders on the tables, and just plain nasty food.)
Matt: "Yeah, it actually tasted pretty good. I could ignore the first two bugs in my soup, but after the third one, I gave up."

Whoa!